Welcome to our first post about Homer Simpson.

How do you like the following quotes?

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2. Oh, so they have internet on computers now! 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
3. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. 
4. When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! 
5. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
6. [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! 
7. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 
8. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. 
Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
9. I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
10. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.